It doesn't snow like this in Thailand
posted by Mimi @ 12:03 PM
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Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Friday, September 23, 2005
Something to think about
PONDERISMS
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?
"Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt.
"Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
And my personal favorite: Why, in California, if you drive illegally they take your driver's license, but if you're here illegally they want to give you one?
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?
"Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt.
"Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
And my personal favorite: Why, in California, if you drive illegally they take your driver's license, but if you're here illegally they want to give you one?
posted by Mimi @ 11:59 PM
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Saturday, September 17, 2005
Me having fun riding a horse I wish I had a bit more meat on my butt, it was painful.
posted by Mimi @ 6:46 PM
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This is another temple at the base of the mountain, one man built it in about 30 years.
posted by Mimi @ 6:43 PM
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This is the temple at the bottom of the mountain, it's unusual to see a golden temple.
posted by Mimi @ 6:40 PM
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Today I visited Maisan Mountain it was very beautiful. This was a statue at a temple at the bottom of the mountain.
posted by Mimi @ 6:36 PM
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Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Predictions
Hi again:
I've had lots of lovely comments and many people asking about predictions so here are the instructions again:
INSTRUCTIONS: Use a normal deck of playing cards, remove the 2s, 3s, 4s, 5s, and 6s of all suits. Shuffle the cards the same number of times as your age, then think of a question and select one card. Send the description of this card to me (ie. Ace of Hearts) also some general information about yourself (ie. skin color, build, & age) Send your information to supatra.jones@gmail.com or you can put it as a comment.
Mimi
I've had lots of lovely comments and many people asking about predictions so here are the instructions again:
INSTRUCTIONS: Use a normal deck of playing cards, remove the 2s, 3s, 4s, 5s, and 6s of all suits. Shuffle the cards the same number of times as your age, then think of a question and select one card. Send the description of this card to me (ie. Ace of Hearts) also some general information about yourself (ie. skin color, build, & age) Send your information to supatra.jones@gmail.com or you can put it as a comment.
Mimi
posted by Mimi @ 12:30 PM
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